Legend:
1. Fiesta Medal from the Dakota Icehouse- Just be nice, dammit
2. Red McCombs Indian- From that one angle does that kind look like a..?
3. Mama Margie’s- Hungry? Hungover? Mama Margie’s got you, mijo.
4. Robert Johnson- Delta Blues Legend recording in Room 414 at the Guenther Hotel
5. Mission Concepcion
6. Coach Pop- In Pop We Trust
7. Enchiladas- If they make ‘em with flour tortillas get out of there ASAP
8. Handy Andy- before there was HEB…
9. Fred’s Fish Fry- Over 6 dozen served since 1963
10. Concha- The real breakfast of champions
11. The riverboats- ride when your out of town family visits
12. Los #3 Dinners- The soul of San Antonio rocknroll music
13. The Donkey Lady- a legend about a disfigured spirit who haunts the Applewhite Bridge
14. Raspa- Prescription for the summer time heat
15. C-5 “Galaxy”- Giant, loud, planes that seem to float over the west side of town
16. Cascarones- break in your hand and sprinkle or smashed directly on head?
17. Chicken on a stick- The perfect way to eat your chicken while elbow to elbow with everyone at NIOSA
18. Evil Ojo- given to you by sketchy teenagers at the Ingram Park mall
19. Margarita – anytime is the right time
20. George “The Iceman” Gervin – Spurs legend
21. Texas Ranger Badge
22. “The Admiral” David Robinson – “Big Dave” for president!
23. The Pig Stand- you ate hear with your grandma
24. The Devil Dances at El Camaroncito- spooky legend about the time the Devil visited the westside
25. Roadrunner- UTSA mascot
26. Bluebonnet- horrible carwreck causing all this traffic? Nope, just family photos on the side of the highway
27. Garrett T. Capps- making country music from outer space
28. San Jose Mission
29. San Antonio Movers- If moving large amounts of junk on tiny pickups was an Olympic sport, San Antonio takes gold every time
30. Chancla- “No, No! I’ll be good I promise”
31. Cattle- when early Spanish settlers to San Antonio brought horses and cattle. the Cowboy was born.
32. Air Force- Birthplace of military aviation
33. Barbacoa- Magical hangover cure when paired with Big Red. Don’t ask what its made of.
34. Big Red- Magical hangover cure when paired with Barbacoa. Don’t know what its made of.
35. San Antonio Rose Lyrics- Infectious Bob Wills Song
36. The Alamo- Yes, we know you thought it would be bigger.
37. The Coyote- Only slightly terrifying
38. Paleta cart- you shouldn’t pay more than $2 for a paleta
39. Fiesta Medal- perfectly acceptable fashion accessories
40. Brackenridge Park Train- exciting views of Cat Tunnel
41. Mission San Juan-
42. Battle of Flowers- because we like to fiesta, that’s why!
43. Sombero- Before they were cowboys they were vaqueros
44. West Side Lab Monkeys- they got out again?!
45. 210 area code- Countdown city
46. Fiddle- gotta have a fiddle in the band
47. Tamales- dietary staple
48. Cowboy hat- we can always tell if you got yours on the Riverwalk.
49. Espada Mission
50. The lonesome rose- Oldest honky tonk on the St Mary’s strip.
51. LoneStar Beer- Originally brewed 3 blocks from where you’re standing. Drink one in person 20 steps from where you’re standing
52. San Pedro Springs Park- Hidden gem of a city park. Pool open every 3rd Tuesday from 2-3pm- July-Aug.
53. Corazon- official tattoo of San Antonio
54. Selena Bridge- 55 million selfies and counting
55. Margarita on the Rocks- Always use real limes
56. North Star Mall Boots- I mean, of course Texas, right ?
57. Prickly Pear
58. Augie Meyer’s Vox Continental Organ- Sounds like San Antonio
59. Breakfast Taco- way better than those hipster tacos they make in Austin
60. Sugar Skull- the ubiquitous sugar skull
61. Rose Window-
62. Armadillo- Texas speed bump
63. Bongo Joe- famed street performer
64. The Wooden Rattler- you might still have neck problems from this one
65. The Legend of the Blue Hole- Native folk tale about the origin of the San Antonio River
66. Delicious things in Bowls- Is it Chili? Fideo? Menudo? It’s delicious, eat it.
67. Bill Millers Tea- Refills for 50 cents? Im in.
68. Flower Crown- Did you even Fiesta if you don’t take a picture wearing one?
69. Doug Sahm- Frontman of the Texas Tornados/ favorite San Antonio son
70. Leon Valley traffic ticket- A true San Antonio souvenir
71. Grackles- large flocks known to carry off small children in HEB parking lots
72. Sounds like San Antonio
73. Bats under the I-35 Bridge- that Hipster nightmare city up I-35 isnt the only one with them
74. Brackenridge park Gondola.
75. Illegal Fireworks- The real show starts at 12:01.
76. Skateland- Best birthday party ever
77. Puffy Taco races- poor guy never wins
78. Fort Sam Quadrangle- Military base…but with peacocks.
79. Ghost Tracks- Urban Legend about friendly ghost children
80. El Rey Feo Crown- Prestigious title of “King Ugly”
81. Folklife Festival- Always hot. Always Fun.
82. Hemisphere tower- Taller that the that thing in Seattle. Just saying
83. Tim Duncan- We call him Timmy
84. Coonskin cap- Forefront of frontier fashion
85. Carne Guisada- Extra napkins, please.
86. Manu Ginobli- The hair came and went. Our love didn’t.
87. Ricos- Synonymous with concession stands everywhere
88. Tony Parker- Our favorite Frenchman of all time
89. Guey!
90. Whitetail Buck- See them at the buckhorn saloon or smashing into your car in suburban neighborhoods
91. HEB- Oh HEB!, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
92. Accordian- Sounds like San Antonio
93. Flaco Jimenez- The heartbeat of San Antonio sounds like Flaco’s accordian
94. Bowie Knife- small sword used by Jim Bowie
95. Luchador Mask- Sure sign you’ve been to the Market.
96. T-38- Seen cruising over the eastside
97. Coahuilatecan Arrowhead- The original Inhabitants of San Antonio
98. Pearl Beer- Before it was full of Instagram Influencer’s and expensive lofts, it brewed your granddad’s favorite beer.
99. How to save your spot at a fiesta parade – chain a chair to the primo spots to call dibs
100. Tacoland- Legendary Venue and its equally legendary owner
101. Borracho Bean
102. Roosevelts Rough Riders- Recruited the West’s best cowboys at the Menger Hotel
103. Orale!
104. Trumpet- Whether in Jazz or Mariachi, San Antoino loves the horns.
